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 M F U  by  HC  (cover)
212 pages - $9.95
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Re: MFU / HC
"An exhilarating tirade on just about everything that's stupid in modern America... packed with toxic one- liners..."
    -- MacUser (UK), March 1999

"High-voltage electric prose... May become a sacred scripture, like the Principia Discordia, The Book of the Subgenius, or Philip K. Dick's Exegesis."
    -- Robert AntonWilson

"One of the most finely crafted, densely packed examples of language as an art itself... it's sure to never leave the reader untouched, unaffected. It's an experi- ence and one not to be missed."
   --Amazon.com review, Nov 2001

Drop-dead funny!!
   --Boston Globe, May 5, 2000

"Better than Burroughs!"
    -- Kathy Acker

"His prose echoes writers like Mark Leyner ('My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist') and Douglas 'Hitchhiker's Guide' Adams, but the densely abstract and hyper-specific voice of C3F is all HC's... a jaw-droppingly complex and detailed exercise in highly personal and bizarre almost experimental techniques in making you, the reader, bust a gut."
    -- Mired, April 1999

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